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mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush

mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,

"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"

Kuch din pehley

Kuch din pehley tak mein apney mobile par alaram laga kar sota tha ta k subha prayer k liye uth jayoon laikin jab sey zardari nein sadarat k liye ummeedwari ka elan kiya hai light na honey kee waja sey mein azan sey pehley hee uth jata hoon,

Farq to parta hai,

"Geo Zardari" tu ein nirri bemari

Zardari ka naya

Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo

yeh baat hum sab

yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar leni chahiye k kaheen na kaheen hum sab kee neeyat mein khot mojhood hai, agar aisa na ho Zardari(house of neeyat khot) president k liye apply kyun karey?

P o l i t i c i a n ...

P o l i t i c i a n ...

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

and

Your Confidence after ... ;->

Zardari ki zamin shad bad

Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad ...

Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ....

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran...

Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad...
Benazir dunya say farar...

Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal ...
Khoon main ranga sara saal...

Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-america sar pe sawar

Teacher Pathan Sy:

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZaRDaRI"

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "america will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
at the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say

Maza da jwand me

Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JaNaN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

Topona owaha

Topona owaha, Chage owaha,
Gawandyano ta owaya,
Tole Duniya ta owaya,
Elaan oka, Ogadi ga,
Lotona warawa, masti oka,
Pa zan rabande ka,
chi ta ta la chaSMS oko.

Sta da yadno so

Sta da yadno so lumhe tere shwe,
Sta da ratlo hagha wade here shwe,

Ta che wayil za ba sparli k darzam,
Da sro golono wraze shpe tere shwe,

Sta intizar ke Mazhar naast wo gani,
Da khkolo khkolozqaafile tere shwey.

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