Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush on 14-12-2008
Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
  

Jun, 11 2010     291 chars (2 sms)     2803 views       Politics

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
Aj Dil Di Kehn Nu G Karda,

Tere Dil Wich Rehn Nu G Karda,

Khushian De K Tenu Tere Dard Sehn Nu G Karda,

Rab Jane Tera Mera Ki Rishta,

Bas Tenu Apna Kehn Nu G Karda......
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
aaj purani rahoon sey koi mujhe awaz na dey, dard mein doobey gheet na dey ghum ka sisakta saaz na dey,
(Zardari)
hum chord chaley hein mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona. (Nawaz Sharif)

socha tha pyar na karein ghey, hum na rice pe marein ghey.(Pervaiz)
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,






"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"
-=News Alert=-
Pervez Musharaf ne Wardi Utaar di

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Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
Pakistan k Masael,

Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,

Gharib Awam

phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.