tareek-e-insaf

tareek-e-insaf
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
  

Dec, 31 2012     103 chars (1 sms)     2958 views       Politics

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What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
Har mulk mein Munafiq hotey hein laikin lagta hai ka hamarey mulk mein un kee wafar miqdar payee jaati hai.

Naheen mantey.
Proof#1: Jab Liaqat Ali sahib ko goli lagi thi to qatil ko ussi waqt kyun mar diya ghaya tha?
Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
-=News Alert=-
Pervez Musharaf ne Wardi Utaar di

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Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
Ajkal sirf 2 topic ke bare me bat horahi he
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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
Ya Allah is election mei “sher” ko pinjray mei rakhna,
“cycle” ko raaste mei rakhna,
“Kitab” ko bastay mei rakhna,
“Teer” ko kaman mei rakhna,
“Tarazu” ko dukan mei rakhna,
“Patang” ko asman mei rakhna,
Hum ko apni Hifz-o-Aman mei rakhna,
aur Sirf “Bat” ko Meidan mei rakhna.
Vote 4 Pakistan Thereeq Insaf
Tabdele lae …