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tareek-e-insaf
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
  

Dec, 31 2012     103 chars (1 sms)     2750 views       Politics

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zardari aur Nawaz kee dosti aaj kal k pyar kee tarha hai,
naheen mantey,
Proof: "jab larki flirt karney k liye kehti hai"I love You" to larkey ko lagta hai k jaisay uss nein kya kar diya hai, halankey haqeeqat mein kuch b naheen hota"

Issi tarha jab zardari muskura detein hein to nawaz samjhtey hein k maumla suljh ghaya halankey hota kuch b nahee
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye
ga…
Roh ka jism se rishta toot
jaye ga…
Abhi waqt hai 2,4 sms kar
do
kal kya pata
Nawaz Shareef 1 sms pr kitna
text lgaye ga…
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.
Aetzaz Ahsan Found A Jin ...

Jin : Kia Hukm Hy Mere Aaqa ???

Aetzaz : Foran Judges Ko Bahaal Kerwao ... !!!

Jin : Aaqa Hukm Do , Chawalian Na Maro ... ;->
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
Ya Allah is election mei “sher” ko pinjray mei rakhna,
“cycle” ko raaste mei rakhna,
“Kitab” ko bastay mei rakhna,
“Teer” ko kaman mei rakhna,
“Tarazu” ko dukan mei rakhna,
“Patang” ko asman mei rakhna,
Hum ko apni Hifz-o-Aman mei rakhna,
aur Sirf “Bat” ko Meidan mei rakhna.
Vote 4 Pakistan Thereeq Insaf
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