Hell, I never vote

Hell, I never vote
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
  

Jun, 11 2010     55 chars (1 sms)     2842 views       Politics

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In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.
Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.
Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna

Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo

Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo

0rat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo

Pr dlo zrur apna

VOTE
Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.