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Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!

Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!

Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!

Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain

A bOy Goes To See

A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & askS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!

A bOy Goes To See

A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & askS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!

Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.

Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.

Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

&

ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

&

U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize

"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->

A Man Went To Department Store

A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->

a dil wee hazir

a dil wee hazir e sadee jaan wastey,
ik naa ee kafi ee pachchan wastey

sachi dasan te terey nal koi pyar naee
SMS karney aaan bas tenu sataan wastey

Man In Restaurant

Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting.
Man asks Politely:Is This Seat Empty?

Woman(Furiously):Yes! And Once You Sit On It, My Seat Would Also Be Empty!

Do You Know Why

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??

Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..

Such as

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?

A Group Of Feminists

A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!

A Man Passing-By asks:
- Can I Have One?

Ek Aur Killing sMS

Ek Aur Killing sMS

Killing sMs

Naalayakon

Mein sMs Ka Khoon Kar Raha Hun Aur Tum Log

Sirf Scrol Kiye Jaa Rahe Ho !!!

Dusht , Paapi Rakshasi Daitya !!!

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