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Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.


Dhanyawad!


film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)


If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?


Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha
Doston



Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai

! " (-,-)
! //>
! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..


Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!


6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"














Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.


Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)

What is love?

jab teri girlfriend Gas chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...


Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun