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Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye

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Sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya
humari pyas ka andaz bhi bohat munfarid hai ADEEB
kabhi daryaon ko thukrate hain to kabi anson tak pi jate hain
ShiDAT-E-DARD SAY SHARMINDA NAhi MERI WAFA
JIN SAY RISHTAY GEHRAY HON WO ZAKHAM Bhi GEHRAY DAITE HAIN
When you are in trouble,
don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have big problem”
instead
say,”Hey Problem, I have big GOD!”
and everything will be fine….
1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the

Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?

larki boli.
























abu main hun
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

Some common questions

1. rail gari ki lights din ko bhi q on ki jati hain?

2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain?

3.Mobile ki sim change kernay kay baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay?

4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q bithatay hain?

5.mobile per jab lerka lerki say baat kerta hay to urdu ku bolta hay?

answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha
sab ko send karo but reply me first


Kitne ulaj gae ha judai ma zindagi,

Wo shaks jafa kar k ehsan kar gaya,

Ma jis ko baat baat pa kehta tha apni jaan,

Dekho wo he shaks mujhe bejan kar gaya,

Phely wo meri zaat ke tameer ma raha,

Phir mujko apny haath se masmaar kar gaya,

Wo Aaa mila tu faasly kat' tay chaly gaey,

Bichra tu rasty merey dushwar kar gaya,

Bichra kuch es ada se k rut he badal gae,

Ek shaks saary shehar ko viran kar gaya
* Jis din tum hamain boorha dekho sabar karna aur humain samjhany ke koshish nahe karna.

* Jab hum koe baat bhool jayen tu hum par tanz na karna aur apna bachpan yaad karna.

* Jab hum borhey hokar chall na saken tu humara sahara ban na aur apna phela qadam yaad karna.

* Jab hum beemar hon tu wo din yaad kar k hum pa paisy kharch karna, jab hum tmhari khawishen puri karny k liye apni khawishen qurban karty thy.