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Jab se aapko dekha hai,

Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

Khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

Aatay

jaatay

Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.

Wife husband say

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

mary to abi shaadi

Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.

Kon sa road?

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:

Cockroach k liye Powder

Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..

Bhabi

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABhi Chahiye ;->

Love you from the bottom of her heart

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

Poetry

Twinkle Twinkle LAZY STAR
.
Kitna soe ge Uth JA Yar
.
Up above d world so high
... .
SUN has risen in d sky
.
Uth k jaldi p le chaee
.
Then do Comment & say me hi.
.
Asslam-o-Alikum & Gud Morning

Funny

GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah hi Nahi?
.
.
.
.
.
.

SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!

Poetry

Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu

Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu

Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu

Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu

Poetry

Funny

Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...

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