How to irritate Bill Gates
* Steal
his "nerdboy" license plate.
* Accuse
him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
* Beat
his
high score on Tetris.
* Ask
him if they caught the guy who did that to
his hair.
* Tell
him you heard he''s "micro soft."
* Leave
his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
* Drop
hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.
* WWW
him right in the dot-com.
* Two words: Dork tax.