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I'm going

Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?

Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.

Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.

5 baj gaye hain

Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi,

Ek subha shohar ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya "MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya.

Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske oopar boht se kagaz pare thy aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAYEN 5 BAJ GAYE HAIN"

Lambi umar ki dua

Kisi ki chahat ko saza mat dena,

Kisi ki mohabat ko dagha mat dena,

Jisey tum bin jeeney ki aadat na ho,

Usey kabhi lambi umar ki dua mat dena.

Intehaa

Meri mohabat ki wo inteha bhi tha,

Ajab kash-ma-kash thi meri zindagi mein,

Poojna usey bhi tha aur dil mein KHUDA bhi tha.

Shayad

Hont keh nahi sakte ye fasana dil ka,

Shayad nazron se dil ki baat hojaye,

Kis umeed se karte hain hum intzaar raat ka,

K shayad sapno mein aap se mulaqaat hojaye.

Bepanaah Mohabat

Mujhe aaj bhi uski Bepanaah mohabat rone nahi deti "Faraz",
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Jo kehta tha "meri jaan nikal jayegi tere aansu girne se pehle".

Aankh Bhar aayi hai

Tumne hi kaha tha k aankh bhar k dekh liya karo mujhe...,
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Ab aankh to bhar aayi hai par tum nazar nahi aaty.

Aisa kya likhoon....

Aisa kya likhoon k tere dil ko taskeen pohunche Amjad....
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Kya yahi kaafi nahi k tum yaad aa rahe ho.

Paise ka masla nahi hai

Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,

Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.

Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.

Wo Ajnabi Tha? Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi..!!!

Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Mein Thehra Na Phir Kabhi,
Dil Ne Kisi Bhi Shakhs Ko Chaha Na Phir Kabh,
Rootha Zara Si Baat Pe Uth Kar Chala Gaya,
Aisa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na Phir Kabhi,
Kuch Youn Mila Ikhlak Se k Bus Ishq Ho Gaya,
Wo Ajnabi Tha? Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi..!!!

Tamaam din khud ko

Tamaam din khud ko “SAMAITTAY” huway guzer jata hai
“Dost ”
Shaam ko us ki “YADAIN” mujhy phir tor diti hain..!!!

Pappu Dadi

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

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