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Yaadon ko Bhulane mein

Yaadon ko bhulane mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Aankhon ko sulaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota,

Dil ko samjhaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Bhari mehfil mein jab koi achanak yaad aajaye,

Phir aansoo chupaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho wo achanak door hojaye,

Dil ko yakeen dilaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai.

KUTTA KHA GAYA

Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.

Surmey ki Factory

Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,

Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.

Nazar se Nazar

Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,

Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,

Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,

Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,

Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,

Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,

Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,

Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,

KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,

Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,

Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,

Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.

Friendship

A line said by a friend to his friend after both got busy in their lives & didn't contact each other.
"Miss your smile a lot but I miss my own smile more"

Shukar ada karo

Jo mil gaya uska shukar ada kiya karo"Faraz"
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Zaruri nahi hai k har baar chai k sath samosey hon.

Why do you Love Rose

Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....

Koi ishara to de

Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.

Teri waali

Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.

Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne boht mara hai.

naam mitti mein

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.

Wada

Hum to uski har khuwahish puri karne ka wada kar baithy "Faraz",
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Humein kya pata k humein chorna bhi uski ek khuwahish thi.

Dictionary

hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?

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