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Drinkers Gang

Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?

Bechare husbands

Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
Wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

Happy Bakrid Mubarak

Everyone sent u
Tradition words about
Eid but i m the fist one
To send u

"Meat Mubarak"
And
Keep on eating
Different dishes
On this season

Happy Bakrid Mubarak

Eid ul adha Mubarak

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

"MUJHE NAHI PATA"

TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN..
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STUDENT: MUJHE NAhi PATA
TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!

School vs University

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

Miss you

In the Flowers, My Rose is You.
In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is You.
In the Sky, My Moon is You.
I am only Body, My Heart is You.
That is why i always Miss You !!

NISHANI BAN KAR

Woh Mil Jatey Hain Kahani Bankar
Dil Mein Bas Jatey Hain Nishani Bankar
Jinhe Hum Rakhte Hain Apni Aakhon Mein
Kyun Nikal Jatey Hain Wo Pani Bankar
Khayaalo Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai
Nigaahon Ko Teri Talaash Rehti Hai
Tere Bina Koi Kami Nahi Lekin
Tere Bagarr Tabiyat Udaas Rehti Hai

ACHA KAAM....

Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

HUSBAND vs WIFE

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

CHOICE...

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

funny

MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do

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