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Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Pathake,Phooljhariyon ke saath,
Masti se bhari ho diwali ki raat,
Pyar bhare ho din yeh saare,Khushiyan rahe sada saath tumhare...
Happy Diwali
Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan
avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!
Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne
uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski
shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!


Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”


Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho


kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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A white horse fell in the mud