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Mere Mehboob k dil se shak kyon nahi dhul raha.

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Mehboob ko maaro goli.
Ye Roza kyon nahi khul raha??? :-0
Mufti Sahab Ne Ailaan Kya Hai K Rozay Main Ek Cheez Kha Saktay Hain.

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Main Bhi Khaa Raha Hon Aap Bhi Khaaen.

"HAWA" :-)
Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. :-)
Hon Aap pe Ramzan ki Lakhon Barkatain NAZIL.

Na Rahy Dil 1 Pal Bhi Ibadat se GHAFIL

Aapki Har Dua ho Qabool KAAMIL.

Aur Un Duaon Main Hum bhi Hon SHAMIL.
1 Pathan 2sre Pathan Se- Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hy" ki English Kia Hogi

2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hy
"The Roza Is Touching To Me...." =P ;)
Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy k




Agar Sehri k Baad

14 Ghantey Gehri Neend So Lia Jaye
Tou








Bhook Aur Pyaas Nahin Lagti .. =P ;)
Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,

Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.

To Aisa Karen.

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Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.

Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
10 Days Remaining ... !!

Aap Zara Soche''n k Us k Baad Kia Hoga?

Masajid Ho Jaye''n Gi Veeran

Almaario''n Mein Band Ho Jaye''n Ge Qura''an

Azaad Ho Jaye Ga Shaitan

Phir Gunaho''n Mein Doob Jaye Ga Har Insaan

Dilo''n k Zang Duur Kr De YA REHMAN

Hum Reh Gaye Hyn Sirf RAMAZAN k MUSALMAN....!!!
1 pathan: Roze ke dauran naswar laga rha tha,
2nd pathan: Abe ye kya tera roza nahi hai?
1st pathan: Mera Roza itna kamzor nahi jo naswar se toot jayega.
ai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali
Na juban se, Na nigahin se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greetings se, Na gift se, Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...
This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD ect. Avoid last day rush. Send now!