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143 means?

143 means?
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it means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow i will teach u 144.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, i said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Flowers die, Stories end,

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DiE

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPiTAL & ME CHECKiNG U.

This is my head ….

This is my head ….

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itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
i am feeling much better now:-)

Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
i may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Husband wife mein larai hoi

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

Manager:

Manager:
Sorry, but i can’t give you a job.
i don’t need much help.

Job Applicant: That’s all right.
in fact i’m just the right person in this case.

You will see, i won’t be of much help anyway!!

Open with Love… If I disturb U

Open with Love…
if i disturb U
i am Sorry!
But i need
To Say
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Love…
Disturbing you…

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