Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
it functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
it functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
Girl:it’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,i’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..i can’t,
Gal:it’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDiNG RiNG!
Boss:i will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, i will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:in 3 months.
