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Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, i''m Not A Fool,
i Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->

Sardar''s Interview 4 New Job

Sardar''s interview 4
New Job

interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: i Was in Army
iterviewer: How Long
Were U in Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven inch ...

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN

SaNtA : Mai YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTni Hai

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa Hai

BaNtA : WoH KaisE

SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa

SaNtA BaNtA Se:

SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB Mai ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HairAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K Mai Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMti WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
Hai . . . :-P;->

Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or

Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...

Sardar Found A Monkey

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took it To Police Station.
inspector: isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

Man sees Sardar-G

Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well i heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->

Ek Sardar 2 A Man : Yaar Musibat K Waqt

Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WiFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WiFE

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

Doctor: Bachey ko paani

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon

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