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Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

Genius is A Person Who Can Do in 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do in 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus in A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year

Eq.1: study=dont fail

Eq.1:
study=dont fail
Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol:study=fail.
HENCE PROVED.;-)

Kehdo un pharno walo say

Kehdo un pharno walo say,
*
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
*
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Sardar Wrote BiLL GATES
Abt PCS & WiNDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
i Need it, As i Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - i See MS OFFiCE But i
Need MS HOME, As i Use
PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name is GATES But
U r Selling WiNDOWS ... ;->

Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
My identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->

Daku: Tera Nam?

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ka Ladka: i''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: i''m A Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ka Ladka: i''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: i''m A Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

i Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

Santa=

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Banta-Kya Hua,

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu

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