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''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..

''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

bina pese ke nahi koi haal

tum bhi kangal

hum bhi kangal

to phir aao khhelte hn

MiSS CALL MiSS CALL''

''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??

''DO U KNW WHAT iS GiRLZ??

G=GHOST
i=iN
R=REAL
L=LiFE

SO AVOiD GiRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
i''M PROFESSiONAL
GHOST RiDER''

''AB TO BIJLI BHI

''AB TO BiJLi BHi DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai

"Mohsin"

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1 Ghanta Sobha

1 Ghanta Shaam

or

1 Ghanta Raat.....:d

- Mohsin Skywalker -''

''1 Qabristan mei

''1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy
lekin mein nahi bhaga
pata hy ky0n?
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Ky0n ky mein ny tumhein pehchaan liya tha..!''

''Larka: tumhari Zulfon

''Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)''

In d corridor of mal

in d corridor of mall
Do U knw
Y boyz hold girl''s hands ?
Coz
if they leave their hand
they wl go 4 shopping

it looks Romantic
But its actually Economics =P ;)

Cricket has reached

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & iPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..

kyun duaein maang

kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! indian bhaiyon ?

Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha. . . ;->

PAkiSTAN nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,

PAkiSTAN nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,,

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Ph¡r b AuSTrALiA nE UskA BALADKAR kAr diA.. ;->

MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->

A man loses everything

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASiDE, i KNOW U R NOT iNVOLVED!!"

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