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Height of Adab
Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ata hun
k kahin teacher ye na kahen
k agay sa jawab data hai . . . .:D
Kamzor Dil Wale
Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Na Amal Kare''n
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Bhaiyo''n "Geo Super" Pe
Pak v/s Aus Mtach
Ki Highlights Aa Rahi Hyn . . . =P;)
Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka



Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi


Aur


Unka Ek


"Mike Hussey" :-)
Most innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis insan... ;->
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis insan... ;->
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Kuch Nahi
Aise Hi "Last Over"
Yaad Aa Gaya
Ajmal Ka . . . =P =D
Shadi Main Larki Ko itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


Any Guess?

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OK

i''ll Tell You...

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.


is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)
Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?


Pathan Proudly Says: in Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell it.

Pathan: i Think i was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)
GREAT iNDiANS:

When Power Goes Off in US,
They call Power House.

in China,
They Check Fuse

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But in india,

First thing is To check Neighbor''s House.

"Sabki Gayi Hai Na?"
Buss!
Wife: Suno ji, is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
A strange reality:

''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter it iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?

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