Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always
TODAY i was going to be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable thing i posses, i said i have nothing, he asked about my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th message"
Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life... his brother replied:''kabhi khushi kabhi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabhi atom kabhi bomb''
LiFE iS LiKE A MOViE
WHEN U R SAD iTS MELODRAMA
WHEN ANGRY iTS ACTiON
WHEN AFRAiD iTS THRiLLER
WHEN CONFUSE iTS SUSPENSE
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NOW look at the mirror...hmm iTS .
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HORROR...(heheheheh)
NOW U SMiLiNG haina...THATS COMEDY
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case i''ve treated. The others all died.
