Customer : Wa
iter, there''s a dead beetle
in my soup.Wa
iter : Yes S
ir, they are not very good sw
immers.
Customer : Wa
iter, there''s a fly
in my soup.Wa
iter : That''s all r
ight, S
ir, he won''t dr
ink much.
Customer : Wa
iter, there''s a fly sw
imm
ing
in my soup.Wa
iter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a l
ifeguard?
Customer : Wa
iter, what''s the mean
ing of th
is fly
in my tea cup?Wa
iter :
i wouldn''t know, S
ir,
i''m a wa
iter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Wa
iter, th
is soup tastes funny.Wa
iter : Funny? But why aren''t you laugh
ing?
