1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
Never luk for a Gud Face, it''ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it''ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that''ll miss u every day.
New style of proposing a girl: i have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and i don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, i was a fool when i married you." She replied, "Yes, dear i know, but i was in love and didn''t notice."
