Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : i was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Customer: if i post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachiin two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : i bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : it''s addressed to Sialkot.
