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How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer is
Lying ... ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->
We Must Believe in
LUCK ...


For


How Else Can We
Explain


''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->
Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE iNVESTiNG -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFiT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer in Use ... ;->
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes in
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->
What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
if it Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja















Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja











Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar
K aaja ... ;->
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
Computer is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, it Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?