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No



i
am
not
decent




i
am
not
good




i
am
Stupid




i
am
Mental





i
am
idiot






Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got it ;->
Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;-
Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. in me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->
Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


< Asif Ali Zardari >
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That i''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
i Know A Lot About
Cars ...

i Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly




















Which Way it''s
Coming ... ;->
Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu

.

.
Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->
Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,

Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,

Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,

Wo Boli "PAPPU"

Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha izaat Walay Hotay Dosra




"Demag" Yar..... :->
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..