When you are sad.....
i w
ill help you plot revenge aga
inst the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue.....
i''ll try to d
islodge whatever
is chok
ing you.
When you sm
ile.....
i''ll know you f
inally got la
id.
When you are scared.....
i w
ill rag you about
it every chance
i get.
When you are worr
ied.....
i w
ill tell you horr
ible stor
ies about how much worse
it could be, and to
qu
it wh
in
ing.
When you are confused.....
i w
ill use l
ittle words to expla
in
it to your dumb ass.
When you are s
ick.....
stay away from me unt
il you''re well aga
in.
i don''t want whatever you have.
