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Q. WHAT DiD BANTA SiNGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! i AM GOiNG TO SLiP AGAiN.

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

Fill in the blank with

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______i M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena

WHAT IS THE HEIGHT

Q. WHAT iS THE HEiGHT OF LAZiNESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTiNG A CHiLD

WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DiD SANTA SiNG TAKE OFF HiS CLOTHES WHiLE WRiTiNG EXAMS? A. COZ iT WAS WRiTTEN iN THE PAPER"ANSWER iN BRiEF.

WHAT IS THE HEIGHT

Q. WHAT iS THE HEiGHT OF POSSESSiVENESS? a. constiPATiON.

Woh Kon sa Gunnah (

Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)

Woh Kiya hai Jisay

Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???

Ans : GUSSA ..

: EK Shakz Peeda

Q : EK Shakz Peeda (Born) Hova Japan main , Pala Bhara (growin) France main , Lekin Mara (Dead) Turkey main ????

Ans : Marhum ( LATE ) [ itz funny but its true ]

Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon

Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )

Duniya Ke Woh

Chalnay (walking)

Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???

Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja Rakhta HA

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