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shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy

'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'

Meri har wafa par tum bhi wafa karna

'Meri har wafa par tum b wafa krna

na me tm ko khafa kron
na tm mujh ko khafa krna

apni dosti ka sooraj kbhi ghuroob na ho

a dost khuda se bas yehi dua krna'

papu

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.

nsan khud qabil-e-aitbaar nahi hota

'insan khud qabil-e-aithibar nahi hota, bal k uska kirdar aur uski sachai usay qabil-e-aithibar banati hay (Hazrat Ali A.S.)'

sab say ziada baseerat wala wo shakhs hai

'Sari Ummat min sab say ziada baseerat wala vo shakhs hay jo Allah k deen min sab say ziada naseehat kare. (imam Ali Raza A.S.)'

There are 8 doors of Jannat

'There are 8 doors of Jannat:
1. Jannat-ul-mava
2. Dar-ul-maqaam
3. Dar-ul-salaam
4. Dar-ul-khuld
5. Jannat-ul-adaan
6. Jannat-ul-naim
7. Jannat-ul-kasif
8. Jannat-ul-firdaus

insha-Allah, on the day of Qayamat may your name be called from all the doors...Ameen!'

How Guys text their GF after Hurting them

ist Hour:Sorry
2nd Hour:Sorry Plz
3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear
4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan
…5th Hour:Plz itna Naraz Maat Ho
6th Hour:im Sorry i Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.
7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@
Girl:Sorry DEAR i Was Out Of Credit =P
Boy:Ooh..its Ok LOVE U Jan =D''

You Need More Than A Thousand Good Things

You Need More Than A Thousand Good Things

'R E M E M B E R

Just One Bad Thing Can Make A Big Hole in Some Ones Heart,
....'

advice

out kar phool main wapis nahi aati khushboo

'*
Apnay ikhlaq-o-kirdaar ko mousam SAY bachaey rkhna

Dost......!!!!

"Parda karna"

Hazrat imam Hussain (a.s) ne farmaya :
Aurat ka "parda"karna Shaheed k khoon se B zyada Afzal he....

mohabbat

jisko b daikha hy rotay huwe dekha hy

"DOST"
ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)

Excellent words by DR:Abdul Qadeer Khan

"Dream is not that what you see in the sleep....
Dream is the Thing which Does not Allow you to sleep...

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