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Jab se aapko dekha hai,

Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

Aatay

jaatay

Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.

Wife husband say

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

1 aisa sawal

1 aisa sawal jo apko aag laga dega.
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AAP HAMARI CARkARDiGI SE kHUSH TO HAIN NA.....??

From
kESC

mary to abi shaadi

Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.

1 liter khoon

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)

Kon sa road?

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:

Cockroach k liye Powder

Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"

Paper Se Pehle ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))

A famous Russian quote:

A famous Russian quote:

“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”

it’s true!

see crying Veena Malik;’(

smiling Zardari:)

Bijli ki yad main

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi

Bhabi

Girl : Mujhe kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari koi Behan Nahi He kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : kyu

Boy : Meri Behan ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

Funny

"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:

"Jan kia Pakay He Aj khane Me?

biwi (Gusse se)

"Zeher"

Husband:

kha kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp

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