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Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye

Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.

Tum yaad to aaogy

Tumse mumkin ho to rok lo saansein hamari,
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Dil jo dharkega to tum yaad aaogy.

Dil to chahta hai

Dil to chahta hai k aapse milen magar Faaslon ki majboori hai,

Hum to sada aapke sath hein sirf nazron ki doori hai.

Sher

2 Friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli.
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Sher paas aya aur bola:
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Na puttar Na.....yaha pe Zubaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.

Yaadon ko Bhulane mein

Yaadon ko bhulane mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Aankhon ko sulaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota,

Dil ko samjhaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Bhari mehfil mein jab koi achanak yaad aajaye,

Phir aansoo chupaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho wo achanak door hojaye,

Dil ko yakeen dilaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai.

KUTTA KHA GAYA

Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti kutta kha gaya.

Surmey ki Factory

Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,

Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.

Nazar se Nazar

Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,

Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,

Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,

Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,

Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,

koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,

Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,

Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,

kHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,

kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,

kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,

kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.

Macher

macher ne 1admi ko
din me kata
admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona?
macher bola
zardari ka dor hai
ghar k halat
kharab hein
overtime ker raha
hoon.

Shukar ada karo

Jo mil gaya uska shukar ada kiya karo"Faraz"
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Zaruri nahi hai k har baar chai k sath samosey hon.

Why do you Love Rose

Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....

Sharabi Chooha

Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEkHNE AYA HAI"

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