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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

In a school function

A k.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

No argument at wedding crowd

A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,

The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”

His Bride Replied:
“I know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding”

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always keep a SPARE TYRE….

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
kHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Kitni Pali Shubha Ho Dai Hay

Shono Shono
(\,,,/) (\,,,/)
( ~,~) ( ‘=’ )
(,,)(,,) (,,)(,,)

Han Jee

Bolo Bolo

Detho

kitni Pali Shubha Ho Dai
Hay..

Lekin Shab Sho Lay Ha

While Enjoying The Roses

Love Is Like A Bed Of Roses,
There Are Many Thorns.
The Path To True Happiness
Lies In Learning To Avoid The Thorns,
While Enjoying The Roses.

Love Msg

Chehare Pe Mere Zulf ko Phailaao kisii Din
kyaa Roz Garajate Ho Baras Jaao kisii Din
khushbuu kii Tarah Guzaro Mere Dil kii Galii Se
Phuulon kii Tarah Mujh Pe Bikhar Jaao kisii Din

Pakistan's Next Match

Pakistan's next match is on 14th march against Zimbabwe.

Player Profile: ELTON CHIGUMBURA
BORN 14 MARCH 1986
PLAYING ROLE: ALLROUNDER...
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Lo bhai....ye match bhi gaya Qk usko bhi to Birthday Gift dena hai na?

Dr sahab 2 saal pehle

Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?

Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, kya ab naha loon? "

Q HAR BAAR....

Q har baar tujhse mohabat jataon mein,

Behtar hai ab k tujhe bhool jaon mein,

Waakif tere salook se sara jahan hai,

Phir Q zindagi ko aur tamasha banaon mein,

Nafrat k ek baar wo izhaar to kare,

Unko tamam umar jo soorat dikhaon mein,

Hasrat bhari nigah ka koi sabab to hai,

Tu haal-e-dil to puch kahin marr na jaon mein,

Mere gham ka ilaaj jab tu bhi na kar saka,

Phir Q na is jahaan se pecha churaon mein.

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