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MaziGar

kala kala kho Raza Pa Mazigar ke
Lag Me Zra khoshalawa Pa Mazigar ke

ka Me Tola Wraz Tapos Onakre kher De
kho Tapos Me Lag kawa Pa Mazigar ke

Halta Tol Da Jund Rangoona Ratolegi
Ma Godar Pala Boza Pa Mazigar ke

Che Me Zra ke Da Arman Gul Taza kegi
Yo Tapa Rata kawa Pa Mazigar ke

Che Pa kali ke Pre Nor khalaq Swazegi
Ta Zama Sara keena Pa Mazigar ke

Bia Yo Ware Da Sro Shundo Sharbat Rakra
Yo Zal Bia Me kra Melma Pa Mazigar ke

Pa Jabeen De khal Da Toro Ranjo kegda
Hase Na kre kHIYAL Lamba Pa Mazigar ke

Love Your Parents !

Tamam Gunahon ki Saza
ALLAH Jab Tak Chahay Talta Rehta Hy
Lkin Waldain ke Nafrman ko
Uski Zndge Me He Saza Deta He

Love Your Parents !
Respect them

Eik bar jo woh

Eik bar jo woh ho jaye mujh say khafa
Zindagi sari usay pher main manata rahon

Khush ikhlaqi

khush ikhlaqi Pakeeza Nasab ki daleel hay
Ghalat baat pay ghussa sharafat ki nishani hay
Lekin ghussay ko pee jana momin ki nishani hay!

CHICKEN ROLL

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICkEN ROLL.

Nokrani

Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha kameena ghar pe hai ?

Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

KFC

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko kFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko kFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"

Abhi kahan ho ?

Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.

Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....

Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?

Sufaid Baal

Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.

Tumse shadi kar k

Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,

Wife:konsa ?

Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.

~DOSTI~

“DOSTI mosam nahi, keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahi, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOSTI aag nahi, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahi, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOSTI phool nahi, keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …

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