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santa

Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan

student

Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo

free sms

Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye

seedhi baat

Teacher- Batao kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti k Wo kutte ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

missing

Mo'azaz ban ke mehfil main adaakari nahi karta
Main chehre pe kabhi jhooti aayinaa taari nahi karta

Mera dushman mere dastoor se waaqif nahi shayad
Jisse main dost keh doon us se ghaddari nahi karta

Yahan behtar hai apni zaat ka hamdard ho jana
Zamana ghum to de sakta hai ghumkhari nahi karta

Mujhy mo'Qa shanasi ka hunar ayaa nahi ab tak
Jahan matlab nikaLta ho samajhdari nahi karta.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love

HUM TOO BARSO'N SAY USkI ROOH M UTAR CHUkAY HAI.......................

SAHIL.....................

WO AJEEB SHAkHS HAI k APNAY DIL MAIN DEkHTA HE NAHI..........................

love

BARI MUSHkIL SE SULANE LAGA HON APNI ANkHON kO...........

TERE kHUWAB kA LALACH DE kAR................

AAJ 1 BAAR MERE kHUWAB MAIN AAO k.....................

MERI ANkHON kA AITBAR REH JAAYE.....................

love

?":":":ZINDAGI ME AANE WALE B kAM NA HONGE":":"::

":":":JANE WALE B kAM NA HONGE":":":":

":":":MANO YA NA MANNO UDDAS HO JAYEGI APkI ZINDAGI":":":":

":":":":JAB CHAHNE WALO ME HUM NA HONGE":":":

":":":"............GOOD NIGHT ALL FRIENDS":":":":":":"":

girls

Dedicated to all Girls

"LARkIYAN"

kabhi Maum Ban k Pighal Jati Hain
...kabhi Suraj ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain

Yeh Larkiyan kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain

ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain

kabhi Zara Si Baat Par kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain

Itni Sada kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar ka Thaam kar Daman Behel Jati Hain

money

Maana k teri Nazar main kuch b nahi hoon ma

"Sagar"

Meri Qadar un say pooch jin k meny paisay deny hain :P

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Aglay Labday Phirday Ney menou... :D

sleep

William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)

study

Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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