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pathan gave a party

# Gul khan Ne Job k liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap

"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"

Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.

pathan poetry

Raqs karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar khulay Hain Sharab khano k,

Chai Peenay ko Ab kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano k..

peshawar ki police

Peshawar ki Police ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa kar kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:

funny

Pathan Ne Maulana ko Bohat Maara, kisi Ne Pocha kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi ka Naam Hai..

pathan and guest

Pathan k Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne kaha:
Jao Baita Ja k Mehmanon k Lie kuch Ley k Aao

Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
,
,
,
Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)

pathan & maulana

Pathan Ne Maulana ko Bohat Maara,

kisi Ne Pocha kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi ka Naam Hai..

makhi & pathan

# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi k Par kaat k kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai k Makhi k Par kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)

Height Of Common Sense

..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!

Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?

Pathan:
Q k Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or kaan Peechey..=P:-D

mujhay khanay ko mil sakta hai?

# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy khaany ko kuch Mill Sakta Hai.

Pathan: kal ki Roti kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.

Pathan: Acha To Phir kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->

doctor pathan sy

Doctor Pathan k Bachhey ko Dekh kar Bola Bohat khubsurat Hy! kitney Maah ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa ka Hy!

pathan to pessenger

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table ka kya Faida ?

Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room ka kya Faida . .
;-P

pathan 7 t.v

# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh kar
Pakistan ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha k Ya Bomb kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga

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