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Mohabbat ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai

Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se khayalon ki Haseen Duniya,

Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo kehte Thaay k Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,

Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai

Unhi Rishton ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.
Woh Aksar Mujhse kehta Hai k,

Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho,

Jab Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey,

Tab Dorr k Mein To Aaon Gi

Tab Paayal Meri Chankay Gi,

Paayal ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Meri kalaai Pakro Gey,

Tab Choori Meri khankay Gi,

Jab Choori Meri khankay Gi,

Choori ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi,

Jab Jazbay Shoor Machein Gey,

Jazboon ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee!

Mere Jhumkay Se Jab Tum kheelo Gey,

Wo Gaal ko Meri Choomain Gey,

Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey

Ik Lehar Uthay Gi Seenay Mein!

Us Lehar ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Wo Aksar Mujhse kehta Hai

Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho!
While choosing a book,

1month B4 exam
We refer to
"Foreign Authors"

10 days B4 exam
"Local Author"

&

On Da day ov exam
V r da ''Authors''! =P
Wo Aksar Mujh Se kehti Thi..
WAFA HAI ZAAt AURAT kI...

Mager Jo Mard Hotay Hain,
Boht Be'dard Hotay Hain,
kisi Bhanwray ki Surat Gul ki khushbu Loot
Jatay Hain..

Suno.!
Tum ko Qasam Meri,

Rawayat Torr Dena Tum,
Na Tanha Chhorr k Jana,
Na Ye Dil Torr k Jana,
Mager Phir Youn Hua Mohsin.!
Mujhe Anjaan Rastay Per,
Akela Chhorr ker Us Ne,
Mera Dil Torr ker Us Ne,
Mohabat
Chhorr Di Us Ne,"WAFA HAI ZAAT AURAT kI ,"
Riwayat Torr Di Us Ne....
kaL Shaam Tere Ghar Qayam kis ka Tha ?
Na Tha k0i Musafir To Ehtmam kis ka Tha?
Likh Likh k Ch00mti Rahi Jis ko RaaT Bhar.!
Humen Bhi Batao W0 Naam kis ka Tha?
Jis ko SuN k R0 Pare EhLe-e-MehfiL.!
Itna Bheegta Hua Anjam kis ka Tha ?
Humen Pe k Hosh Na Raha SaQi.!

W0 Haath kis ka Tha W0 Jaam kis ka Tha...!!!

Wo Bulayen To kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To kya Tamasha Ho

Ye kinaron Se khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To kya Tamasha Ho

Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To kya Tamasha Ho

Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To kya Tamasha Ho

Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To kya Tamasha Ho

Waqt ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To kya Tamasha Ho.
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
Sardar Ne Machis Li Or
Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul
Gai
Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi
Se Bujha Di,
Ye kaam ki Hy,Rakh
Leta Hun.
Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...
kG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
...
*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*k.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!