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Love sms

humari pyas ka andaz bhi bohat munfarid hai ADEEB
kabhi daryaon ko thukrate hain to kabi anson tak pi jate hain

Love SMS

SHIDAT-E-DARD SAY SHARMINDA NAHI MERI WAFA
JIN SAY RISHTAY GEHRAY HON WO ZAkHAM BHI GEHRAY DAITE HAIN

AJKAL K HALAT

boohat kharaab hai mahool iss zamanay ka
ghar se nikla karoo Maa Baap ki dua le kar

Zalim sms of 2011

1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the

Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?

larki boli.

abu main hun

fun

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."

Politics

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.

flert

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free

funny

khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

golden words

koshesh kijiye k zndge me wo shaks ap ko hmesha muskurata hua mile....
jise ap roz aene me daikhte ho.....!
so plz always keep smiling...!

picture

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

lock key

Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

Answer :

Lock key

answer

Are You Genius Then Give Me The Answer.
Odd And Even Numbers ko Aese Add karo kay Answer Even Numbers Main Aye

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