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Ache dost

Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai,
Aur jub “ANkH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.

guzarish

Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek

Mehboob ke yad me Cigrt

Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt
kiya lagya FARAZ..
Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,
faqat ik Dhamaky se…

Faraz funny light sms

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

" Ikhlaaq "

" Ikhlaaq "
woh cheez hai jis ki Qeemat kuch nahi deni parti.

Han magar iss se her insaan khareeda ja sakta hai.....!!!
Good night

Good Night

Evryday, Evrytime, Evrywhere,
I may not be with you.
But
My thinking,
My care,
My prayers, &
My lovely wishes are always with you.
Good Night

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab kHUDkUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

Mallang to nahi...?

Maine jab bhi apko dekha....

Hanste dekha,

Muskraty dekha,

Aap har waqt khush hi rehty ho,

kahin aap.....
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MALLANG TO NAHI ?

Writing kharaab hai

Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?

Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?

Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.

Lassi aap peety nahi

Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,

Chai hum pilaty nahi,

Roti ka time nahi,

Botal ka mosam nahi,

Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
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Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.

Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano

Ghulami Mai Na kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain

Happy Pakistan Day

Long Live Pakistan

‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo! Jaldi Se Utho Or Sab ko Wish karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’

There Are Some Unforgetable Days
In The History Of Any Nation…

Funny Friendship Sms

Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:

Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy?

Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:

kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote.

Miss u my frnd.

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