Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
