Elastic

Elastic
Elastic

Hansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa . .
Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti Ela

Usko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?

Hansa : Ela To . .

Ela -Stick Leke . . .

Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!
  

Jun, 14 2010     244 chars (2 sms)     2703 views       Khichdi

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"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate
Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab?

Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa

Jab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?

Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki

"Lo Fuse Ud Gaya

Ab Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?

Kaun Fuse.

Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse
Alphabet

Hansa: Praful Alphabet Matlab

Praful: Alphabet Hansa,

Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi Koi

Seat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?

Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,


Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet
Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??

Praful: Permit Hansaaaa

Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,

Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?

Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..

Parmeet...


Acchha Parmeet... Permit!
Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?

Praful: Technology Hansa

Suno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,

Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?

Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi Thi

Aur
Keh Rahi Thi...

Khaiye Nah..

Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi,

Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji,

Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..
Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?

Praful: Formality, Hansa!!

Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,

Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!
Hansa And Praful From Khichdi

DECIDE

Hansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa

Vo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi Dalte

Usme Hota Hai Na

"A Side"

"B Side"

To

"C-Side"

"D- Side" --->

"Decide"
Asset

Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??

Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . .

Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .

Taab
Vo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . .

"Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . .

"Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..
Depend

Hansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??


Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .

Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani Kam Gehra
Hota Hai,

Aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend
Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .
Elastic

Hansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa . .
Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti Ela

Usko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?

Hansa : Ela To . .

Ela -Stick Leke . . .

Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!