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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Sep, 17 2011 335 chars (3 sms) 2183 views Funny

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Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat Time poocha tha

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat
Time poocha tha Faraz...

K kitne Bajey.?

Wo boli,
9 baje Quaid e azam k mazaar per.

Pappu: Teacher,

Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.

3 saal k bachay ki definition

?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:
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Pyar ??
Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.
Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,
Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-

mera naam bol kar soya karo,

mera naam bol kar soya karo,
apney aaamal tol kar soya karo,

aur pard jaye gha machchar kabhi na kabhi,
issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo

''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

Some newspapers

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->

Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL

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Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL

But pApPu keh raha hai...

AAL IZ WELL..!
AAL IZ WELL..! ;->

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->

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