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Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->

Nov, 24 2012 115 chars (1 sms) 1875 views Sardar

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Salsman-Which
Soap U
Use?
Santa-BABA''S Soap,BABA''S Paste,BABA''S Brush.
Salsman-Is BABA''S
A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

Sardar aur us ka

Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.

Teacher:Can You Spell

Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?

Sardar:Post Office

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Santa:Pilot

Teacher :Q

S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

India me ek Ajee

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,

Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki

Pagri pehnta hai

Naam hai uska...

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

Man:Sardaar

Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.

Circus ka maalik

Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)

Judge: why r u arrested

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

Tu To Ofice Me

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Daku: Tera Nam

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.

Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?

Santa:Andhera.

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