Q. What''s the difference

Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!

May, 18 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 2339 views Funny

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Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

Wearing Shirt!!

''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"

''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!''

Phansa Rha Hy K

Phansa Rha Hy Koi Bachian Baji K Naam Par

De Rha Hy Koi Faraib Shaadi K naam Par

Jaari Kia Hy Jab Se Musharraf Ne

"Huqooq-e-Niswan Bil Azaadi K Naam Par ;->

The best day to propose a gal/guy

The best day to propose a gal/guy

april 1st ............!

if she/he agrees then its ur luck

if she/he rejects.......fool..!
sister/brother..... fool april fool.........!!!!!

1 Gang Thi..

1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......

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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)

Degrees Of Girl!!

Degrees Of Girl!!

B.A= Beautiful Angel,

B.E= Beautiful Eyes

B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.

''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour La

''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai
Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...

Hara Laal Neela
Mun Karlo Rangeela... :-)''

Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere

Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere Fasanay Ko .. janay kaisay Khaber Ho gai zamanay ko … “GATTAR” band ho gaye sarey shaher ke …. Kis Ne Khaha tha tumhien nahanay ko..

1 tha Chooha..

1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@

What''s The Benifit Of

What''s The Benifit Of
"Love At First Sight. . . ?"
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It Saves Time . . .

EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIEND

EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;

1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!

mujhay 14 saal ki qaid hui

Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->

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Q. What''s the difference

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