Q. What''s the difference

Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!

May, 18 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 3404 views Funny

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Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?

Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...

Why Do People Say

Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???

Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->

Considering his achievements

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

beggar sir pls giv

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

Good News-

Good News-

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With 1 Kg.
Tomato...

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Rs.12,950.

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

afridi ne ball ka thread

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.

CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?

Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->

Nine Zero Pe 1

Nine Zero Pe 1
Muhajir Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Pathan
Muhajir Shot
DhUzZzZ

Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Man : Baloch
DhUzZzZz

Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Khusra : Tera Baap
Muhajir : Jao Yaar
Apno Ko KonMaray ...

when we throw a ball in the air

when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye ! .

Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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Ok bye.

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