When a man talks dirty

When a man talks dirty
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
  

May, 19 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     1806 views       Funny

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Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy

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ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

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hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
Who is a diplomat????

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