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Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay
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Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,
Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,
Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia
Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,
Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..
Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.
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