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Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?
Qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: YE$ MI$$,
Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.
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1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D
SACH KA SAMNA
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
Unpossible
Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.
1st ever intelligent pathan..
1st ever intelligent pathan..
Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything??
Pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....
Smething 4 A True Friend:
Smething 4 A True Friend:
A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!!
A True Friend
Cant.??
B''coz
He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin:
Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar
Meaning Of "K . E . S . C"
Meaning Of "K . E . S . C"
"Karachi . Electric . Supply . Corporation "
Wrong
Than
Now It Is
"Karachi . Electric . Supply . Ceased" ... ;->
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai
Tera Humsafar
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/.".) "^---- ,,
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First Guy (Proudly)
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"
Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
A Student Goes Into A
A Student Goes Into A
Library &
Askz 4 A Book On Suicide!
Librarian : Get Lost Dude,
U Won''t Bring It Back!
Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Zindagi main Udasi Chha gayi
Socha tha Chhor Denge is raah ko
Kambakht Phir Ek New number se Misscall agayi... !!
2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay
2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
1. No free msg
2. No bal
3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
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