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Meri parosan chaat pr i
Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,

Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...


Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKA...!
  
May, 25 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     1673 views       Funny

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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p
After returning
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?
Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?



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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p
We had Submissions in college.
We had Submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very late" remark.

And the next was a " very very late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->
. . .. . .Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .





Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .




Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .






1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo



1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->
App khwab main
App khwab main aye ahtalam ho gya.ap ki izat bi reh gai hamara bi kam ho gya.Send this mesege to atleast 10 tharki''s u will see a popat bachi in dream trust me
are you kidding mama


Paki-Nursery Poem 2009

Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!



Eating Sugar ... ?



Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
Few excellent FRIENDs
Few excellent
FRIENDs
Are Better
Than
Many good
FRIENDs
&
One
Sincere,
Cool
&
Caring
FRIEND is
Much better
Than
Few
Excellent
FRIENDs

Thank GOD
You Have ME. . . . ;->
Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".
"jab hum nikale
"jab hum nikale gali se woh din thi holi,
meri jan-e-maan nind se jagi aur aankhey kholi,
me jab guzara uske ghar se woh chillayi aur boli,
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hailla!!!
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Kya insaan ke bachhe aise bhi hote hai??
khatay huay bolna nahi chahiay


Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,

kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"
HAWAON k hath 1
HAWAON
k hath 1
Arman
bheja hy

NETWORK
k zarye 1
Pegaam
bheja hy

FURSAT
mily to
Kabool
kr lena

Shehar-e-Multan k Shehzaday ''HumAyuN'' Ne Salam Bheja
Hy.. ;->

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