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Sirf tum

Paas Hote Lab choom k Jagate Tum Ko

Rakh K Dil Pe Haath Dharkanai''n Sunate Tum Ko

Aur Jo Tum Sukoon Ki Aarzu Kerte

Rakhte Sar Seene Pe Aur Sulate Tum Ko ...

Teachers

School is my Temple

Teachers r my god

Study is my aim

And Abhishek is my name......

Jisnay Thoray Waaday Jisnay Toora Dil

Jisnay Thoray Waaday Jisnay Toora Dil
Jeena Mushkil Hoo Gaya Daidi Kitni Mushkil
Uss Baywafaa Say Ab Haar Rishta Toor Daingay
Muhabbat Chor Daingaay Hm
Muhabbaat Chor Daingay Hm
Maar Jayen Gay Par Ab Us Ka Naam Nahi Lain Gay
Jisnaay Toora Dil Usay Ilzaam Nahi Deingay
Dil Ki Batoo Mai Akaar Yeah Dhokaay Khayaaye Hein
Abb Apnaay Dil Say Ham Koi Kaam Nahi Lain Gay
Uss Baiwafaa Say Ab Har Rishta Tor Daingay
Muhabbat Chor Daingay Ham
Muhabbat choor Daingay Ham.

pota apne dada se hanste hue

Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai

Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare

Tujhe baaho me ....

Tujhe baaho me barkar kitna pyaar kiya tha,

Kya yaad tujhe hai tune ikraar kiya tha,

Kitni raate hamne saath-saath gujaari thi,

Aur maine tujhe choom-choom kar bekraar kiya tha.

Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Guzray Huay Taweel Zamanay

Guzray Huay Taweel Zamanay Kay Baad Bhi
Dil Main Raha Woh choor Kay Janay Kay Baad Bhi
Pehlu Main Reh Kay Dil Nay Dia Hai Bohat Faraib
Rakha Hai Us Ko Yaad Bhulanay Kay Baad Bh

bhai Pakistanio!

Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…

How did Bill and Hillary

How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.

Awesome Self Respect Line I HaveEver Heard...

Awesome Self Respect Line I Have
Ever Heard...
"If its going to be hard
for People to choose between Me 'n
Someone Else
I would allow them to choose the Other One
because
I 'm not an OPTION".. !

funny poetry

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

…

Pathan

Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo
Techer ne kya kuch nye huta
PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE
Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu

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