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Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and sister..


Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou I Love You sister!! hehehehe....
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

Mother''s Love

Father''s Advice

Brother''s care

sister''s Fight

Baby''s Smile

&

&

oye

" APNI YAARI YAAR "
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister
Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!
Luv Story:Hero love heroin bt heroin luv vilan bt vilan luv hero''s sister but hero''s sister luv heroin''s brother bt heroin''s brother luv vilan''s sister but vilan''s sister luv hero''s brother Bt hero''s brother luv heroin Bt heroin luv vilanFinally 2 person commit suicide
PRODUCER & DIRECTOR
HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"
The best day to propose a gal/guy




april 1st ............!





















if she/he agrees then its ur luck





















if she/he rejects.......fool..!
sister/brother..... fool april fool.........!!!!!
Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You


















It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her sister . . . ;->