the new england jou

the new england jou

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->
  

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MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

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Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->
If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

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Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today
''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

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Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
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Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"


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Umpire Beimaan Tha ???



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Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,

Ammi dho day
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "


Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?






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pani men SURF EXCEL mila k bulbuly banata hun

o O o
o O''